Does anyone remember seeing Ruby sing this little novelty song that was popular in the UK during the summer of 1954 - shortly before she started recording for Columbia? I wonder which programme she sang it on - I'd guess it pre-dated her appearances on 'Quite Contrary'.

The most popular recorded version at the time was by Frank Weir, his Saxophone, Chorus & Orchestra - but there were other versions available by Diana Decker, Joe Loss, Beverley Sisters and Peter Sellers.
Interestingly, the sheet music features an early photograph that I'm not familiar with.
Brian